if only I would have thought to take pictures of all the cool spooky treats from last night’s party. a human head made of meat, cheese in the shape of a hand, alcohol soaked brain jello mold, witch finger pretzels, glow in the dark punch, mr. grimly knows how to throw one hell of a party.
then there was the weird fight in the jack in the box parking lot… I still can’t figure out what happened, only that both parties involved decided curtis was their best friend. a grilled breakfast sandwich at 3:30 in the morning is a beautiful thing.
sheila take a, sheila take a bow boot the grime of this world in the crotch, dear and don’t go home tonight, come out and find the one that you love and who loves you the one that you love and who loves you
it’s brutal. I want to crawl into the freezer and set up camp in the it’s it box. I woke up with one chipmunk cheek this morning, so I had to go to the dentist. it was 100 degrees by 10am in the valley.
I think I’m going to take oliver and escape to the dog park, it’s always about 10 degrees cooler there, and we can both pass out under a tree. I already look like I’m storing nuts for the winter, so I’ll fit right in.
the coffee drinkers at the office are freaking out right now, the coffee maker is clogged and no one has been able to make a pot all morning. there are currently three grown men huddled over the coffee maker, trying to figure out what’s wrong with it. now the count is up to four. I think they’re under the impression that if enough of them start to gather, the coffee maker will realize it’s outnumbered and will just start to work again.
oh, wow. this is like national geographic… men in the wild.
this is a moment I’ve been dreaming about for years, YEARS. the h&m in ventura opened today, and I am in beside myself. it’s huge, it’s got that new store smell and there’s tons of stuff for me to paw through. I remember the days when my trips to h&m were limited to the times I happened to be in london, so to have one within 10 minutes of my house has sent me into retail heaven. my haul on day one: three dresses, two sweaters, two t-shirts and a hoodie. and believe me, I held back.
amazing garlic and bacon dinner (garlic-bacon shrimp, garlic-bacon green beans, garlic cheesy bread, sangria and chocolate covered strawberries and bananas for dessert. then there was some weird card game that involved slapping each other and playing rock-paper-scissors, I don’t even know…
Oh hey, fancy seeing you in this patch of the internet!
How are you liking Tumblr so far? I remember when I first joined I was kind of "meh" about it but now I'm pretty addicted, haha.
I wasn’t at work today, and haven’t been on the internet all day… so I think my tumblr-addict will only come out when I’m stuck at the office. I can already tell there’s going to be hundreds of shots of food and my dog. sometimes my dog dressed as food… I bought him a hot dog costume today.
Ugh, I hate when I choose flipflops over my chucks. I mean... I always want to wear my chucks, but when I'm running late... time means everything and slipping into shoes over lacing some up definitely changes things.
That's so cool you get to see Muse! I'm not a huge fan of them myself, but seeing a live concert is always awesome. I'm off to see Ludo in October. So I'm psyched for that.
I remembered where my chucks were (on top of the washing machine) the instant it was too late to turn back and get them. ugh!
I’m excited about the muse show and even more excited that it means dragging a certain someone away from non-stop work so we can go out and play for a few hours. mwahahahahaa!
Hi, hey, hullo!
Welcome to Tumblr.
How have things been going for you?
hola! things are going quite swimmingly, except that I slept through my alarm this morning and couldn’t find my chucks, so I ended up wearing flip-flops to work and now my feet are freezing because the a/c was in the 60s all day.
oooh, and I have tickets to see muse on saturday! I’m excited, because this is the first time I’ve been able to see them live and we actually have good tickets.
hello! so far, so good. I’ve spent a large chunk of my time customizing it, only to realize I just want something very minimalist because my eyes can’t take all the bells and whistles you crazy kids like so much. although I noticed I almost installed the theme you’re using, so now I feel kind of better.
twitter is a’ight, but it’s HARD to limit myself to 140 characters, as verbosity is one of my biggest vices. case in point…
thanks for asking, robo-tumblr, you’re so sweet for not being real. my earliest human memory was moving into the house I grew up in when I was about 2 and a half years old. all I remember is sitting in this big chair we had in the living room, spinning around while people moved stuff into the house.
just think, all these years later, and here I am… spinning around in an office chair watching everyone else work while I goof around on the internet.