ruben: oh, crap, we forgot to buy water! vanessa: drink vodka.
I love you.
I finally got a haircut, and am now sitting here watching curtis go under the scissor blade…. I was going to take a picture of all the hair on the floor, but was too slow. blast!
okay, so maybe bacon cheese fries and whisky sours weren’t such a good idea for a late night snack.
if only I would have thought to take pictures of all the cool spooky treats from last night’s party. a human head made of meat, cheese in the shape of a hand, alcohol soaked brain jello mold, witch finger pretzels, glow in the dark punch, mr. grimly knows how to throw one hell of a party. then there was the weird fight in the jack in the box parking lot… I still can’t figure...
always be prepared
nothing like pulling off matching dia de los muertos outfits for a last minute costume. I still feel like a goth panda.
I’m at work and saw something that made me laugh so hard, I had to turn away and use all my super hero powers to control myself. omg. I can’t even…
I was going to take a picture of the macaroons from last night, but I ate them before I could stop myself.
bring footspray ‘cause it’s gonna be funky.– prince
the power has been out since 8:30 pm last night. I’m freezing. I have no idea how to approach the thing that happened last week. I want the baked lobster roll again. I’m out of mascara.
stubbed my toe. mother balls!