I think they’re sold out now, sorry! :o(
I am so sick of t-shirts, I can’t even…
if you ordered a medium, xl or 2xl, please know that I fondled your shirt. also, the post office is an interesting place at 1am.
someone (not me, I swear) set the microwave on fire at work. I guess it was a bad idea to stick a potato in there for 30 minutes…
p.s. I still can’t spell “safety” without siliently singing “safety dance” in my head.
enough with the mother fucking rain.
no contest, the winner is david tennant!
new mattress, I can’t wait to defile you.