Hello, fiends! Sami Cyanide here. It seems the long wait for new Creature Feature music is finally over. Curtis announced that on March 18th, the new single, House of Myth, will be available for download on their bandcamp page.
So where is the new album you ask? According to Curtis (who plans…
I keep seeing that it’s Pancake Day but I’m still not sure if I believe it. IHOP told me it was like a week ago and if you can’t trust multibillion dollar corporations than who can you trust, amirite? Regardless, I decided to make pancakes for the kids at my daycare.
I’m driving to work this morning, listening to a ke$ha song I had no idea I knew the words to (don’t you dare judge me!) when I heard a car horn. I glanced around, looked in the rear-view mirrors and didn’t see the source of the honking. about a minute or so later, I hear the horn again. I look into my mirror and see it’s the woman behind me making all the noise. she’s an older woman, probably in her 60s, and she is really leaning hard on that horn. she flashes her brights at me, and now I’m feeling a swirl of annoyance, anger, amusement and only slight concern. is she trying to pass me? there’s an empty lane at her disposal, she can easily go around me. is my tire flat? nope, feels fine. I remember opening my trunk this morning and storing the trader joe’s shopping bag that had been sitting on the kitchen table all weekend, and I think perhaps a blanket fell and is sticking out of the trunk or something. the trunk isn’t open, I know for sure because my car would be flashing the “bitch, you left the trunk open” warning light. during this whole internal monologue, old lady beep beep is honking up a storm. I can see her taking quick, successive drinks out of her travel coffee mug, then blaring her horn again.
I turn onto a small road where I can one, get away from her and two, pull over to check my car. I make the turn and am relieved to see she doesn’t follow me. seriously, it would be just my luck to get stalked by some old lady. what kind of Lifetime Original Movie would that make? anyway, I pull over and run to the back of my car to find nothing. tires are fine, nothing sticking out of my trunk, trunk is closed, nothing on the window…. not a damn thing. I get back on the road and become obsessed with trying to figure out what the hell that woman was doing. was she just fucking with me? if so, bravo madam, that was hilarious and I tip my imaginary feathered cap to you. but if not, seriously, what gives? was she driving home from a rave and keeping beat to the music in her head with the car horn? was she listening to angry right-wing talk radio? was it smug left-wing talk radio, what???
In reference to that picture request thing, Easter is coming up... Curtis and Oliver wearing bunny ears? I feel like a terrible person. I really have no desire to see bunny Curtis, but you wanted embarrassing and including Oliver. Send him my apologies as you laugh heartily.
not easter related, but I really wish I hadn’t lost that big mac costume.