verbal switchblade

super secret mission… wish us luck.

best voicemail transcript ever, thank you vonage:

“Hi Shiva this diet they say it stays this bit. Okay Stacy I thought I seen your Monday went court. They don’t if you have people from or maybe, maybe I might obviously Sunday phone even if I had spoke gosh, book I didn’t stop by the phone. I know Chad had asked Ethan and I just thought I mean to put on our ending would be preferable or make him when he can’t watch a fiddle see cool, lots of sales team called. Basically I told me they don’t or chill fiddle see call lots of sales team call safe watch on my vehicle. Gonna ask”